voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
"when that guy has chocolate cake that makes my vanilla cake taste awful!"
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP LADIES!!
You know how we all love getting our periods? All the cramps and pain that comes with it? Cravings, mood swings, etc.??
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
See this? These are Libra Hotties.
When you’re at school or uni or work or just having a good ol’ murder spree in your pretty floral dress, you whack one of these suckers on and BAM! heat patch and some goddamn needed relief!
You stick this patch where your lady muscle of bad-assery is and it slowly heats and lasts for 5 - 8 HOURS!!
Ladies, I ask that you hunt down these little pockets of gold and try them. Because they work. And because the only pain you really need during your period is from your OTP <3
I need this… I’m assuming you can put it on your back as well?
I read this whole post like a (very successful) infomercial for the Tumblr female audienceI would need like 5 of these at once.
WHY ARE SNUGGIES FAMOUS AND NOT THESE
But them here!
not a girl but signal boosting this
THE LAST ONE. DEFINITELY THE LAST ONE.
I think you mean, “Genius ideas that are definitely genius and should happen instantly.”
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
yes hi I’d like four please
The best misinterpretation of Christmas ever.
all this from a man in a bowtie
Witty ads that would get my attention and satisfy my intelligence.
"Grafic design? Come on, you’ll end up drawing advertisement for like, cars or something - and you don’t even like cars. You can’t make ad witty it’s just annoying."
Well now listen here you lil shit.
*aggressively collects money in a video game*
*never buys anything with it*
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space